After experiencing two dogs,we get two more. As my mom says "We can't get a dog without a problem." That is true.
Like people,our dogs have hobbies:chasing balls and wrestling Calvin and each other.
Today,during school,Mom asked me to tell her the definition of embrace,so I said to hug,and I hugged Lilly.
(As always)Yogi was on the floor. Now as I write this my animals are outside. I think they are fighting over the ball (again).
Today,I came down the stairs and Yogi barked at me. He didn't see my face,that's why he barked.
I can't imagine if we took the dogs to an Aquarium. Oh,now I can. Bark,bark,bark. Bark,bark,bark. Bark Bark,bark. (Translated:Bad Fish!Don't swim!Don't hurt Masters!)
I know what Yogi and Lilly would say if they could talk!"Ball". And if I made Lilly get in my lap she would say "Help,help!This person is crazy!Help,help!" That's what she looked like earlier when she was in my lap.
Lilly never looked like she liked me. I know why. Where should I start?I know!One night I took Lilly to my room.(She looked like Uh oh. This won't end pretty)I decided since she wanted to leave,she was bad. It happened a few times,then the big punishment came. I put her in an empty pillowcase and swung her around. I sure was a little ball of rage.
Another time,I think I put her in a bikini. I let her downstairs to show mom.
Another time,I think I put her in a bikini. I let her downstairs to show mom.
To add to the reasons of why Lilly shouldn't like me,I took her outside with Maya (and Anya). Yes folks. This won't end pretty. I put on a show called "The Doggy Show". I picked and swung her around. You name it I (probably) did it. Jumping,yes. Flipping,I think so.
I also put her in a flexible crate and made the door the top by turning it and swinging it around.(the other victim was my cat,Nemo aka Nemezy aka Neem)I will probably give you the list of reasons why Nemo does and doesn't like me next.
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